"These people are just crazy"

For the last twenty years at least, Muslims have been bending over backwards to try to assure you. And you tricked us, with the promise of acceptance and approval. And acceptance and approval from you meant that maybe you wouldn't bomb us. Maybe you wouldn't lock us up in Guantanamo Bay. So you tricked us into thinking, that we had to conform to your values, to your principles, just to prove to you that we were civilized people who deserve not to be bombed and not to be locked up in Guantanamo Bay.

And we're going through this whole process of checking the boxes, and finally, you know, we're checking all of these boxes until finally we get to a box that says that we have to accept that, we have to accept gay marriage, and we have to accept that women can have penises. And at that point, the whole Muslim world collectively had an epiphany. Oh, well, these people are just crazy.