Millennial Midlife Crisis? oh, please!

What will be the millennial midlife crisis? The millennial midlife crisis is realizing that we were traumatized and trying to figure out how to not be traumatized anymore. I mean, I'm sorry, but hyper awareness about your so called trauma is the only thing we ever hear from you millennials. That's all you ever talk about. It's not like you waited until midlife.

You've been talking about it as soon as you could talk. That's all you ever talk about is how traumatized you are. And actually, you're the most privileged generation that probably ever walked the earth, but you think you're so traumatized. I wish that you would wait until midlife before you start to talk about your so called trauma instead of making us listen to it for the last ten, fifteen years. What I really hope is that your actual midlife crisis for millennials is that you come to the realization that you were never actually traumatized, that you actually had a really good life and you wasted the first half of your existence moaning and groaning about nonexist