Plagiarism is the Sincerest Form of Mediocrity

If you're out somewhere and a man starts to chat you up and you don't wanna be chatted up, what do you do? You tell him, I have a boyfriend. I'm married. And he goes away. You have to conjure up an imaginary man to get him to back off because nine times out of 10, only a man can keep another man in check because men are inherently more dangerous than women.

If a woman is talking to a man and that man is overly excited with his advances and she wants to get rid of him, her most common reply is my boyfriend's about to come or I have a boyfriend. She invents a man or names a man, an imaginary man to make the man go away because women intrinsically understand that by themselves without masculine protection, they are nothing but prey to men. You need a man to protect you.